The end of the universe.

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I mostly hate Birmingham....mostly. Yes, that's right, I hate this God-forsaken town and all of its dwellers. I moved away from here 4 years ago. Then, I moved back and wondered why I left. Today, I remembered. Birmingham, for those of you who are fortunate enough not to live here, has the most horrid traffic ever. I left work today with the hope that nothing stupid would happen, and I would get home without wanting to destroy part of the universe. OH I WAS WRONG! First, it rained, so every person that lives around Birmingham decides that they have to drive 12 mph and slam on their brakes, because God-forbid they come in contact with the liquidy substance that covers the road before them. Second, no one knows that the mysterious left-hand lane is for people that drive faster than 12mph. YES THAT IS WHY IT IS THERE!! SO I CAN PASS YOUR DUMB ASS AND NOT SHOOT YOU IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! FUCK! Thrid, why is 5:00 to 6:00 a perfect time to go cruising? OH WAIT! IN THE REST OF THE SANE WORLD...IT FUCKING ISN'T! It's called fucking rush hour for a reason. If it was called: "Drive around blarring rap music and talking to your friends in the car next you while driving 10mph and braking at green lights when everyone else wants to hurry up and get home" hour....then I'd be a little more understanding. DON'T FUCKING GO FOR A RIDE DURING RUSH HOUR. IT IS STUPID. Finally, no one has a clue that the interstate is for high speed. For two maybe three hours a day, everyone forgets that you can actually drive fast on the interstate. That's why we have them. They aren't a substitute to County Road 12 in Shelby County. Which brings me to my closing thought. IF YOU LIVE IN SHELBY COUNTY (YOU HAVE A 58 ON YOUR TAG)...JUST FUCKING STAY THERE. FIND A JOB POURING CONCRETE, DIGGING HOLES IN THE ROAD, OR FUCKING RABBITS. I DON'T CARE. YOU ARE BANNED FROM BIRMINGHAM UNTIL I LEAVE. YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE AND YOU ARE DAMN LUCKY THAT I HAVEN'T SET FIRE TO THAT ENTIRE COUNTY JUST YET. Everytime someone does something stupid in traffic..like driving 12 in the fast lane on the interstate...they are somehow magically from Shelby County. Everytime I see someone I would slap in the face if I saw them walking down the street just for looking stupid, is from Shelby County. Stay...in Shelby County. As for Highway 280 people....you might as well just move to Atlanta. That is the only way traffic can get worse for you.

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As for the rest of my day, it sucked. If you want to be bored off your ass and have your feet hurt infinitely, go work at a printing company. It is about horrid. I smell like ink, glue, and amonia. I'm going to go take a shower, eat dinner, play video games, and kick your ass. Goodnight...ass.